Saturday, October 17, 2015

I blame it on Goodluck Jonathan

Hey people, don't even say it,i know. I am lazy! I get it,you don't have to shout it. But i blame it all on GEJ.I mean, i can't really tell how he affected this sha, but i still blame it on him regardless. Afterall, everything was blamed on the guy, heck, people are still blaming things on him even. So one cannot be lazy to blog in peace right? HoneyDame had to set me up! The snitch!!!

Anyway, you won't believe who inspired me to blog...Toinlicious. You're shocked right?! She put up a post o, and it inspired me cos i know i have alot that i should mention, but i didn't get round to updating. Now HoneyDame didn't inspire me,she set me up! The snitch!!! I keep saying that girl isn't nice, but because she said she was and carries around a cute fact, you all think she is. Oh well!

Guess who i had the pleasure of meeting in person? Actually, there were three of them...Toinlicious (who is a racist by the way), HoneyDame (who is another racist and a winch) and Singlenigerian (In case you don't know him,he's one Port Harcourt guy like that, that confuses girls with his bear bear -_-). All three of them in one place!!! I was minding my business one faithful evening when my phone rang and it was Toinlicious. She asked if i could come out, and coincidentally it was a Friday, and before you say "beer", i was in Beer Barn. She was just smiling like one babe that just saw her favorite toaster. Sitting on her table were two other people i never knew. One was a babe with 'eru' and a fine face and the other a guy with bear bear. You guessed right! HoneyDame and Singlenigerian. They are all cool peeps and mehn, they all can dance, and Toinlicious had no ass to shake,contrary to what she goes around telling people.*tongue out* Bottomline, it was a fun night and you all missed. I think i bribed my wife with a plate of Snail or Gizzard as usual. Hehehe

So, for those of you who didn't get to meet the princess Kayla, i'm really sorry. She clocked 1 on the 21st of July and since it was on a week day, we decided to leave it till 25th to celebrate it. It was a fun day with family and friends. The girl plays me 419 with her cuteness and i fall like a useless log of wet wood. And yeah, Miebaka of Tamie's Cyberspot was there live. Let me just go ahead and show you some pictures.





I woulda showed you guys another picture, but lemme not scare you. I and my wife were involved in a serious accident, but God was faithful enough to spare our lives. We didn't have a single scratch even though the car was totaled and rendered unfixable.That means you guys are stuck with my awesome self. The response to the post HoneyDame tagged me in,wickedly if i may add, will be put up shortly (might be in a day,week,month,year or decade hehehehe).Enjoy your weekend people!






31 comments:

  1. Yeah , disappear for another decade and comeback blaming it in GEJ.. This your deliverance from blogging laziness is permanent!
    I Thank God over and over for the testimony from that accident.
    Oh and I changed my blog Addy
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    1. Hehehehe I decided to jump on the blame-it-on-GEJ band wagon na.LOL I will be delivered from blog laziness,all hope is not lost! Nice,i'm definitely checking the new blog out.

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  2. What is this slander?! Please behave and stop being a party pooper. My Ikebe is there, growing steadily, albeit slowly but surely, we will get there. If Linda can build a house worth over 500 million, my ikebe can definitely get there. I mean, it isn't as if I'm praying for Honeydame's type or something. Anyways, thank goodness you updated.

    God knows that the pictures from that accident scared me shitless. Thanking God again for your life.

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    1. Don't even bother praying for HoneyDame's eru,i mean backside.*looks around* Yeah,i still think of the accident.I play it over and over in my head.God is always awesome!

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  3. What lovely family photos, congratulations!

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  4. Happy birthday to your princess! One day i'll meet una

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    1. Yes o Sisi Yemmie,we'd be glad to meet you guys too,bobo and your boy.Thanks alot.

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  5. Glad you guys are okay! But it better not be up to one month before we hear from you again o! You had better be typing a new blogpost even as i'm typing this comment

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  6. I was going to vex for you and yap you to the tee, but your baby's cuteness is keeping me at bay.

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