Thursday, January 19, 2012

Guys: Reasons why you should be in a relationship

Hey people,how have you been? I have been well,cos i know some of you are wondering.Today i have decided to put up a very crazy post.Yeah,i called it crazy because somehow i find myself laughing when i think of it.The title already has given you an idea of how crazy it's gonna be.So,just sit back with a bottle of coke and popcorn and enjoy!

I just woke up with this crazy thought and i wanna share them with the guys,but the ladies can share it with the guys in their lives though.We all know what 'playing' means,we know what it means when they say a guy is a 'playa'.So,i wanna give you reasons why it's better to be in a relationship.However,here's a disclamer; some of the points are just trash,i intend to laugh.Hehehehehehehehe

Reasons to be in a relationship

1. You always have someone to talk to

When you're in a relationship,you always have someone to talk to.There are times when you wanna talk but you don't wanna talk to your best friend,your mum or dad or sibling,you just need a special someone to talk to.But if you have strings of one-night-stands,you won't enjoy this luxury because as a playa,it is even against the rule to call back after 'hitting it'.

2. You are regarded as responsible

Being in a steady relationship portrays you as responsible.Actually it is responsible to be in a relationship! People are fond of judging and we sometimes do it too,it's the human nature.So the people around you respect you when they know you're in a steady relationship.The men laugh more with you because they know their daughters are safe and the women are impressed by your sense of responsibility.


3. You earn the respect of your female friends (if you have them)

Gurls who are not interested in making use of your 'tool' appreciates it when you are in a steady relationship and they tend to respect you alot.Yeah yeah,they love their fellow gurls like that (just as far as they don't want the guy to eat their 'apple'.Hehehehehehehehe).

4. Things get easier

Except you're in a relationship with someone who has strange ideas,like "God forbid,me i can't do dishes for a guy o","I can't clean a guy's house o,am i a slave",things will be easy for you.Personally,i like having my gurlfriend spend time with me in my house.That way if i decide to settle with her,i know what to expect.I'd know if i'd have to get someone come in to clean the house each day or another such option that'll get the house clean.If you're in a relationship,you know you don't always have to sweep or do the dishes,she'll gladly do them.

5. You don't pay for laundry 

Yeah,this is very important for the lazy guys who can't do their laundry and a great money-saver for those who take their clothes to the laundry people to do for them.When you have a steady relationship,you gurlfriend would gladly do your laundry without charging you.

6. You don't go to fast foods (except she's a terrible cook sha)

If your gurlfriend is not a terrible cook,you enjoy various delicacies without having to pay much or pay for the services rendered in terms of cooking and serving the dish.You know how much you spend when you visit fast foods,so i shouldn't explain the importance of this.

7. You don't pay for sex

This is sort of the most important.(Don't judge me!!!) Hehehehehehehe Have you thought of the fact that when you 'play',you actually pay for sex,sort of? Lemme break it down.First you see the gurl,you like her.To get her attention,you have to talk to her and maybe get her number,then you start calling (Mtn doesn't give a damn whether you're trying to impress her,they'll slice your neck.You talk for 10mins and they might end up charging you for 11mins,just saying).Then you use the calls to set P (set date for those who don't know) and then because you're a cool guy,you'll take her to a fancy spot and spend some good cash.Then try your luck and convince her to come to yours and if she agrees,you hit it,else,you try again maybe this time you introduce a bit of crazy outing that'll involve alcohol (more money) and then this time you finally hit it.But because you're a playa,you don't go back to her.Now,if you consider all you went through and the money you spent just to get in between her legs,you'll understand the importance of a gurlfriend.You don't need to take her out to hit it.You don't need to give her cash to hit it.But that doesn't mean you shouldn't take her out or give her cash sha o.Hahahahahaha


Anyway,these are the few reasons i have for you on why you should be in a relationship.You'd agree with me that they 'made sense' abi? Hehehehehehehehe Have a very pleasant day people!!!



30 comments:

  1. Ahem.
    ok na I hope all the men has heard all the goodies awaiting them, so they better start a relationship o. *evil cackle*

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    1. Mena,you don come abi? Why the evil cackle? LOL

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  2. I was nodding my head till I reached point 4! Then at point 7 I gave up.

    I dont believe any girl should be doing wife duties, sex inclusive till he puts a ring on it! so wat if he dumps her..she now starts wife duties with boyfriend no 2, then 3 then 4..mba..save it all for later... sure u can cook for him so he knows u can cook but once in awhile abeg...
    laundry...for me thats a no no..go get a wash man if u cant do ur laundry urself.

    I know this is meant to be a funny post but i had to chip this in for any girl who is considering taking points 4-7 seriousily..lol

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    1. Hahahahaha You see!!! I never even talk finish! In my point of view though,it's a good thing if you can do all those so he'll know the kinda person you are,whether you're the lazy or hardworking type.

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    2. Hi Five jare aloted. You took some of the words from my mouth. As it is, i don't do my own laundry. Thank God for laundry men around. It will now be to do a guys own that I'm not even sure would marry me at the end. Leave matter for Matthias jare. He should be able to decode whether I'm hardworking or not ;-)

      A-9ja-Great, mindyaself ooooooooooo. :-)

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    3. Hehehehehehe Wetin i do nau? I was just helping you gurls to change playas to responsible men.

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  3. Loooooooolllllllllllllllllllll.

    I think this is the most selfish post I have ever read (on the path of the guys). Kai.
    Not one single consideration for the woman.

    9JaGreat! 9JaGreat!! 9JaGreat!!! How many times did I call you? I go jam you for backyard...

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    1. It's a post dedicated to advice guys on the reason they should be in relationships,it was intended for it to be selfish.It's like an avenue to convince 'playas' to change and keep relationships,it wouldn't help to say they should consider the women seeing that they are selfish in the first place.LOL

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  4. @aloted blessed art thou for making a good summary of ma tots.

    @9jasgreat smh vigorously @you

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  5. You should do a "Reasons why you shouldn't be in a relationship".
    At least that way we can compare and contrast..

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    1. Hmmmmm,maybe i should do that.I'll consider.It's been a while Roc.

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  6. hmn...I just realized I am that kinda gurl who wouldn't do anything for you just because you think I should. Your post helped me realize that.
    lol!

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    1. I'm all for service to humanity.I'm glad i could help.*grin*

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  7. Hmph, this list...haba! This strikes me as the kind of thing meant for men who are prime candidates for having 5 babies with 6 baby mamas (yes i said that). I'm throwing a flag on the play for #4-7.

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    1. Hahahahaha Well,#4-7 is where i had my laughs sha.

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  8. It started off well, you know companionship and stability, and then it degenerated. Are you looking for a maid or housekeeper? Baby mama? Sex buddy? Then say so, lol...

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    1. Hahahahaha Myne,you obviously missed the disclaimer.Right now,i'm laughing really hard.LOL

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    2. I saw the disclaimer, and as you can see I was laughing too. Still there are guys that ask for that in relationships you know? LOL...

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    3. I agree with you on this though @ Still there are guys that ask for that in relationships you know.

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  9. I am sure that you are laughing at all the comments you points 4-7 are generating. Ah han!

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    1. You're very smart.I am really laughing hard because somehow they skipped the disclaimer.LOL

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  10. M sorry for you on #10 o...keep hitting it without "paying" in kind or cash or like....u go hear am! Steady relationship is by no means cheap. Let me tell you...ok, so on #6, you think you have it all figured out abi?! #clap for yourself#....What you didn't add is that she will ask you for money to go to the market to buy ingredients (with a little inflation, of course). After all, she also wants to know that you will be financially responsible if she gets married to you...:p

    On #7, you and I know that you have to buy those nice little gifts from time to time.
    Heheheheheheh...I bet you know this s a lighthearted response.:)

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    1. I am doing you guys a favor here so don't spoil it.Ah ahn!!! I'm trying to make the playas amongst us to become responsible.Hehehehehehehehe

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  11. lwkm...........really? ermmm, u'll also know that there are the "friends with benefits" category where yu can get all these without a relationship.

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    1. Now you guys are just something.Will this help convince guys to stop playing?! I'm tryna make them stop the playing life and move into the relationship life and you guys are giving them reason not to go through with the change.LOL

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  12. Looooool lmao hahahaha a9jagreat, what an irony, you have killed me oh, and me and you know it "makes proper sense" How can awon boys pay for relationship subscription and get marriage package, it can't work now there must be network problem somewhere, awon babes don tear eye oh, lol

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    1. Chai,you don kee me with laugh this gurl....@How can awon boys pay for relationship subscription and get marriage package, it can't work now there must be network problem somewhere, awon babes don tear eye oh, lol

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  13. A-9ja-Great,Na wa for some of your reasons oo! anyway sha,#1&2 does make some sense. smh for the rest of the points and lol.

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