Hey people,how have you been? I have been well,cos i know some of you are wondering.Today i have decided to put up a very crazy post.Yeah,i called it crazy because somehow i find myself laughing when i think of it.The title already has given you an idea of how crazy it's gonna be.So,just sit back with a bottle of coke and popcorn and enjoy!
I just woke up with this crazy thought and i wanna share them with the guys,but the ladies can share it with the guys in their lives though.We all know what 'playing' means,we know what it means when they say a guy is a 'playa'.So,i wanna give you reasons why it's better to be in a relationship.However,here's a disclamer; some of the points are just trash,i intend to laugh.Hehehehehehehehe
Reasons to be in a relationship
1. You always have someone to talk to
When you're in a relationship,you always have someone to talk to.There are times when you wanna talk but you don't wanna talk to your best friend,your mum or dad or sibling,you just need a special someone to talk to.But if you have strings of one-night-stands,you won't enjoy this luxury because as a playa,it is even against the rule to call back after 'hitting it'.
2. You are regarded as responsible
Being in a steady relationship portrays you as responsible.Actually it is responsible to be in a relationship! People are fond of judging and we sometimes do it too,it's the human nature.So the people around you respect you when they know you're in a steady relationship.The men laugh more with you because they know their daughters are safe and the women are impressed by your sense of responsibility.
3. You earn the respect of your female friends (if you have them)
Gurls who are not interested in making use of your 'tool' appreciates it when you are in a steady relationship and they tend to respect you alot.Yeah yeah,they love their fellow gurls like that (just as far as they don't want the guy to eat their 'apple'.Hehehehehehehehe).
4. Things get easier
Except you're in a relationship with someone who has strange ideas,like "God forbid,me i can't do dishes for a guy o","I can't clean a guy's house o,am i a slave",things will be easy for you.Personally,i like having my gurlfriend spend time with me in my house.That way if i decide to settle with her,i know what to expect.I'd know if i'd have to get someone come in to clean the house each day or another such option that'll get the house clean.If you're in a relationship,you know you don't always have to sweep or do the dishes,she'll gladly do them.
5. You don't pay for laundry
Yeah,this is very important for the lazy guys who can't do their laundry and a great money-saver for those who take their clothes to the laundry people to do for them.When you have a steady relationship,you gurlfriend would gladly do your laundry without charging you.
6. You don't go to fast foods (except she's a terrible cook sha)
If your gurlfriend is not a terrible cook,you enjoy various delicacies without having to pay much or pay for the services rendered in terms of cooking and serving the dish.You know how much you spend when you visit fast foods,so i shouldn't explain the importance of this.
7. You don't pay for sex
This is sort of the most important.(Don't judge me!!!) Hehehehehehehe Have you thought of the fact that when you 'play',you actually pay for sex,sort of? Lemme break it down.First you see the gurl,you like her.To get her attention,you have to talk to her and maybe get her number,then you start calling (Mtn doesn't give a damn whether you're trying to impress her,they'll slice your neck.You talk for 10mins and they might end up charging you for 11mins,just saying).Then you use the calls to set P (set date for those who don't know) and then because you're a cool guy,you'll take her to a fancy spot and spend some good cash.Then try your luck and convince her to come to yours and if she agrees,you hit it,else,you try again maybe this time you introduce a bit of crazy outing that'll involve alcohol (more money) and then this time you finally hit it.But because you're a playa,you don't go back to her.Now,if you consider all you went through and the money you spent just to get in between her legs,you'll understand the importance of a gurlfriend.You don't need to take her out to hit it.You don't need to give her cash to hit it.But that doesn't mean you shouldn't take her out or give her cash sha o.Hahahahahaha
Anyway,these are the few reasons i have for you on why you should be in a relationship.You'd agree with me that they 'made sense' abi? Hehehehehehehehe Have a very pleasant day people!!!