I was chatting with one of my friends who is in Abuja and the statement he made as regards our discussion made me laugh real hard.In his own words "I'm not going to say anything about this issue because it's like you guys did something you're not telling me".I know you're confused,but soon enough your confusion will be lifted.
I'd been going on and on about my ex who was always on my case.I stopped updating you guys about her because sincerely i was tired of telling you guys about her and how she won't just let me be.Well,the truth is she never stopped disturbing me.I handled the situation in the best way i possibly could...i ignored her all the time.However,something happened a few days back that i couldn't really ignore.I was just on my own,minding my business as usual and working to make money when my phone beeped.I checked to see whose sms came in only to see her number.I deleted her number,but my obviously over-working brain had stored it and bluntly refused deleting it and freeing some memory space for other important thing or number.Anyway,i opened the sms and here's what it reads;
"You really should pick your calls or one of these days very important news will pass you by.Anyway,tomorrow is the day i sign the papers that declare me single again.But i keep wondering what's the use? The only reason i want to be single hates me"
I wasn't stunned or anything,i sent her a reply telling her to sign it but she shouldn't ask me why.She responded by asking why she shouldn't ask why,i replied and told her to not to sign it and that she should leave me the hell alone.After a few sms exchange,the next sms that came in was the shocker,here it is;
"If you promise to marry me,i'll sign those papers tomorrow"
At this point,i was blinded with rage.WTF?! I replied her by asking her if i looked like a fool.The sms exchange continued a while,but those were the really important ones.Back to my friend's statement,i laughed really hard but also asked myself what she saw in me that won't let her just leave me alone.I mean,she never stopped bugging me.She called incessantly,i ignore every bit of the calls,she sends sms,i don't reply any and yet she just won't back off.I mean,what the hell is wrong with her? Or better still,what the hell is wrong with me that i can't even repel this gurl? I can't repel any gurl,but it's always not as bad as this.The reason why she went through with the marriage is fulfilled and so she's getting a divorce but wants me back.It is very bad now because if she decides to go about it the way she usually does,i won't even have anybody to report her to.Right now,she can decide to pester my life and the big question i keep asking myself is,what the hell will i don when that happens?