My last post Women Get Fish Brian was rather controversial in a way,though i intended it to be a joke,in part,and some folks actually picked that while some were slighted.So,if my last post got you upset in anyway,it wasn't intentional so i'm deeply sorry.I am not a sexist,neither am i biased.I am very real,in most cases...hehehehehehehe.
So,this post is about us Men.I called you women fish brained,but in actual fact we also are like you.An anonymous visitor made a comment on the last post that made a whole lot of sense; "LOL!! U don't know that a woman has you men woven around her little finger?? We just make you men think you're running shit. See the reason you gave for why Adam ate the apple...it's that easy to get you guys to do stuff...all we gotta do is act like we're helpless or show a little skin".This summarizes the association between a man and a woman.I used to say that a woman who knows what she is worth can get her man to do anything and i'm not kidding.We men believe (at least most of us) that we were meant to be the stronger sex and women the weaker sex and so we always want to protect and take care of them.Sometimes i really doubt the reality of that statement.Women have a very strong hold on us men and the ones that know that always get what they want.To manipulate the male folk,you need to have what we are weak to and that include seeing you (woman) cry or act like you're helpless or outrightly show a little skin.The most potent of the things i mentioned is the showing of skin.Damn,why do we get so annoyingly STUPID when we see some skin? If i have the opportunity,i think i'm going to ask God when i do see Him.Men get all 'brainless' (and i regret terribly to state that fact) when they see some skin and that is why a man can sign a billion dollar cheque on your name if you play your cards right with the skin...hehehehehehe
However,the reason for this is imbibed in a sentence; men are influenced by what they see while women are influenced by what they hear.I said women are fish brained if you just have a sugar coated tongue,this is because they are influenced by what they hear,words really get to them.But men don't even need words,just flash some skin and they're high,damn...*shaking my head* Why do we have to be that cheap ehn? Chei! Now let me give you instances.Adam ate the forbidden fruit after being 'boobed' (i'm just saying),Samson told Delilah his secret after being 'boobed'.I don't have proofs to back this up sha o,i'm just saying...hehehehehehehe But common,won't you agree with me? I may have also done some few things under the influence of 'skin' (gimme a break,i'm a man am i not?).Come to think of it,it's mostly a two way street when it comes to men and women.Men are bad,women are bad...women are fish brained,men are also fish brained...women are soft,but trust me men are also soft.Have a very pleasant week ahead people.