Friday, December 23, 2011

End of year

Hello people,i know preparations for the Christmas in in top gear.All my peeps already gave me ideas of what'll be going down... P.E.T Projects,Ema Leecious,my sweetheart Toinlicious,to mention but a few.They're already set for the season.I just hope PCHN doesn't mess P.E.T Projects up sha.

Anyway,the year ended today,officially in my company.We ended it with a visit to the orphanage where we had a little party with them with lots of food,drinks,music and gifts that we took to them.

My Christmas is without plans like i've mentioned a million times.I have food and drinks at home though and just realized that my elder brother is going to be spending it with me.I know one thing though,if i watch movies,listen to music,drink and get bored,i'd simply step out and take the groove outside.

I want to use this opportunity to thank all of you.My followers,visitors,sweethearts (you know yourselves),wives (you also know yourselves) and everybody who deserves a thank-you from me.You all have been awesome.Thank you.Meanwhile,don't be scared,i'm not traveling out of network coverage,but i'm just thanking you for the year.Here's a special Chrismas card from me to you;

Merry Christmas to you all.God bless you!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The difference between wisdom and foolishness

Hey people,how've you been? I'm sure preparation for the season is in full gear.As for Ema Leecious and LadyNgo,i know what they'd be doing or are already doing.So,what are the rest of you going to be up to? As for me,i still don't exactly have a plan except that i'm gonna go see my dad and his wife and also visit my mum.The rest of the hols would be spent with barbecue,vodka and loud music.If i get tired of those then i'd hit the cinema or swimming pool.Hey,you don't have to like my idea of Christmas,it's my idea afterall.Hehehehehehehehehe

Anyway,if you're on tweeter,you'd know that people can be very annoying sometimes.But then again,it's not just twitter,it's even in our normal everyday lives.Some people are blessed with wisdom,while some are cursed with foolishness (trust me,foolishness is seeming like a blessing to some even,just saying).You come across different people each day and the difference between the ones blessed with wisdom and the ones cursed with foolishness is word of mouth and actions.The way a person talks and acts tell you whether the person is a blatant fool or the person is wise.For instance,a story has been making rounds for some days now about how Bishop David Oyedepo slapped someone in church.Linda Ikeji's blog carried it and i was very disappointed.I'm not really a fan of her blog but i know she does well with what she does so putting up that story showed how she lacked wisdom.First of,the incident happened since 2009 and she just decided to blog about it.Another thing is the story lacked insight and thus the comments that emanated were just unbelievable.A person with wisdom would've realized that such post would cause some rancor,so why go ahead with it? Why be the instrument of resentment? My main issue with it all is that it happened in 2009 and this is the last month in the year 2011.However,it was her opinion sha,but them it speaks volumes as far as i'm concerned.

The way people respond to issues is just hilarious and very provoking  sometimes.I have mentioned that i've grown over the years and it's evident in how i talk and act.For instance,my very close cousins (the ones that are the sisters i don't have yet),try getting me to tell them stuff and i always feign ignorance.I mean,why would i tell you whether your husband is cheating or not?! That'd make me a tool for dispute and i definitely  don't roll that way.They tried and tried and gave up on me.All i do is just advice them on things they should do.Yes,they are my sisters but that doesn't mean i should help break their homes or help start a war without their husbands.Another instance is relationships.They tell you your partner is doing something behind your back and you flare up and start a war with them.That's very foolish,it shows lack of wisdom.The wise thing to do in such situation is thank whoever told you and do your own findings discretely without arousing suspicion from your partner.Lots of times people hate seeing good things and will always like to spoil them,but the unfortunate thing is people give them the chance to.I know you already get the picture,so i'm gonna just stop here.Have a nice day!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

My dad got married

Hey people,i told you i was back didn't i? Anyway,i presume you've been well.As for me,i still can't explain the extreme happiness i've been feeling since last week.I just get overwhelmed by this feeling of happiness and i know God is behind it.No,i've not won a jackpot yet,or at least i've not be contacted yet.hehehehehehe

Yeah,back to the main koko this very lovely day.This post ought to have been up a long time ago,don't know why i never put it up.Anyway,lemme give you a brief history of me and my dad.I've been living with my mum since i was born and my relationship with my dad has been awkward.However,in recent years we've been trying to work on it.Before i continue,i'd like to say i've grown in these recent years.When i say 'grown',i'm not talking age-wise,but in terms of wisdom.You'll get to know why in a moment.Formally i could go a year without talking to my dad and not even feel it.If you're guessing we don't see,then your guess is sooo right.Truth is,i never even felt it.But in recent years,like i mentioned earlier,we've been working on our relationship and so we talk sort of often.Well,if you call once a month or almost two months often.The reason is not unconnected to the fact that he use to take me to be very unserious and he used to say stuffs like "If you like,be unserious with your life and think you'd come and inherit my money".Those words rang in my head for a long time and i've been a workaholic ever since.I just knew i have to prove to him he's so wrong and i ain't gonna think of his money ever.But as time went on,i realized i was making a mistake.I shouldn't prove anything to him,i should prove to myself that i was awesome (yeah,bite me!).So right now,i don't prove to anyone but to myself.

Anyway,when he started knowing of my achievements,the old man really buckled up and really started trying to make it work and normally i would've made it hell for him,but because i grew in wisdom,i met him halfway.A few weeks back,things took a new toll,i mean his respect for me became very pronounced and heightened.He came to my house for the very first time and he was very proud and impressed and kept on saying it.Now,to the main koko.He told me he got married.Yeah,you heard right! He got married and i wasn't even aware of it! Guess what i did?! I gave him flying head boot,jabbed him on his lips and finished him up with a kick before walking him out of my house  I simply told him i wasn't happy about the fact that he didn't inform me about it and he apologized.That was it! I saw that he was ashamed of his action,he even was trying hard to avoid the subject,but i'm too stubborn to let him off the hook.Anyway,i let him off easy and eventually he left,happy! So here's the thought,my dad is married and he's definitely gonna have kids and i'm gonna be over thirty years older than his first kid with his wife...mehn! If my ex hadn't lost our child,my child would've been older than his first child.In as much as i'm sort of excited that i'd have younger ones,it still is funny thinking about it.If they see me and my younger ones,they'll think i'm their father...come to think of it,it's cool! Hahahahahaha Have a nice day people!

Monday, December 12, 2011

If you want figure 8

Hey people,how are y'all doing? I presume you had yourselves lovely weekends? My weekend was quiet but very cool.Movies,food,graphics and all.My elder brother came around and so we chilled over the weekend and caught up.The weather in port harcourt is quite enjoyable and the ambience that came with it.I am getting this chrismasy feeling.Hey hey hey,don't sass me,i'm not really excited about the chrismas.I don't even have plans,so you see? Hehehehehehehehe

Anyway,that's not the issue.I've come to realize that guys always hunt for figure eight babes.You know,the Coke-shaped babes.But what amuses and amazes me is that these men are mostly shapeless-pot-bellied men.Yeah,you heard right.I mean WTF?! What happens to all that "do to others what you want others to do to you" ish? Hey,that matches with this cos if you're looking for awesome,then you should be awesome yourself.Here's what i think; if you want a figure eight babe,then you should have six packs,biceps and triceps in the package or alter what you're looking out for.For everything you do or say,you have to be justified.I mean,you shouldn't be walking around with your pot-belly mouthing fleshy babes without the pronounced curves.If i can sound my horn,i'd say i'd be justified if i want a figure-eight-shaped babe.I can almost hear the laughs but i'm serious o,hehehehehehehehe.Anyways,i just felt like rambling a bit,but this is some serious ish though.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Even in the dream

Hey people,i know you missed me cos i missed you also.There's no other reason for my going MIA than work.Yeah,i've been mad busy this past weeks.Had deadlines to meet and hate failing.My friend almost ate me up when he needed his job and i couldn't deliver cos of some setbacks,so i had to work tripple intensely to meet up.

Anyway,no be that one be the matter.I'm about to make you laugh,but then i am serious,take note.If there's anything i can't do (based on my human strength and conviction),it is having anything to do with a married woman.I respect marriage so much that i kinda fear it.Oh,you heard right! This is the reason i'm taking my time so as not to make a mistake because it can be very grievous.The main reason for this post is that something happened that made me realize how scared/respectful i am of the sanctity of marriage.

My ex has sort of made it clear to me that she doesn't wanna live me alone.The recent thing she did was to investigate me through my brother.She just went on to ask him stuffs about me like "Does he still live where he used to?","Who's his gurlfriend" and so on.I was going to get enraged but realized it's gonna be a waste of my energy and happiness,so i simply shrugged it off.Now,back to what happened that led to this post.Just this past night,i had a dream that was both funny and serious.The dream included her coming to ask for us to get back together and all.Somehow,i found myself kissing her and just then,i realized myself and stopped her.I proceeded to tell her to go back to her husband cos nothing can ever happened between us.When i woke up from that dream,i realized how much respect i have for that sacred institution called marriage.Even in a dream,i couldn't do it.I couldn't touch a married woman (technically).The rate at which people get divorced these days is very alarming and annoying.They outrightly don't respect marriage or consider it a thing of highly esteemed status.I'm not gonna go all pastor on you people,but just know this,marriage is sacred and shouldn't be rushed into or come out of.Have a nice day people and compliments of the season.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Women aren't complicated,men are insensitive

I have heard men say time and time again that women are complicated.Truth be told,i'd even said it once or twice.But that was before i really got to understand the wonderful creatures God blessed mankind with called WOMEN! I'm always very inquisitive and that's how i've gotten to understand women better,i'm not saying i'm a pro.

Women are quite easy to understand,but the men in their lives who do not understand them and who complain about them are just not sensitive and patient enough.Here's one very simple truth i've discovered; To be happy with a woman,you have to be very sensitive and patient.Yeah,you have to be very sensitive.A man's head is less stacked,trust me when i say this.Our thought pattern is very predictive; money,big boy toys (cars,aaaaaaaaamazing wrist watches,computers and so on),sex.But in a woman's head,it a different ball game.They think of money,family,their looks,their man's feeling about them,their neighbors' feeling about them,their colleagues,the gutter in front of the compound...they think basically of anything and everything,whether important or trivial.Because women think alot,they tend to worry alot and that is the reason why you,as a man,need patience to be with them.

In case you've not realized that women were created to talk,please do now and because you need to listen.Yes,listen! Lemme just give you guys out there tips to make life easier for you;

Listen to her
Like i said earlier,women were created to talk,so listen and by all means try not to interrupt until she's done.And mind you,she'll talk about everything and anything.Her make-up,her colleagues,her family,her clothes....basically everything.So just listen.A woman will make you her 'bestie' if only you can be patient enough to listen.Yeah,i am advising you to gossip with her,it's sometimes fun.LOL

Reassure her
If there's one thing you ought to know,it is that women are constantly in doubt.They doubt their intelligence,beauty,and sometimes even your love.So it is your duty to reassure her always and let her know everything is going to be alright.

Be very patient
This is one attribute that'd get you very far with a woman.You see,women go through alot.Remember the thought pattern i mentioned earlier? As a result,they tend to get moody alot and so you should be patient with them at such times.It is going to be disastrous getting mad over the fact that she gets moody a few times,it is quite normal.Again,won't you agree with me that their monthly 'issues' is enough reason to make them moody? Now you know another reason why you should be patient.

Compliment her
Women are very particular about their looks and that is why they go through so much trouble to look very beautiful.It's going to be very unfair to just smile and kiss them without saying something like "You look very beautiful baby" or "You look amazing,i am very lucky to have snatched you".Trust me,if you compliment her regularly,you'll have her so hooked on you that you'd think you're a designer drug.Remember,women are moved by words,even LadyNgo has finally agreed with me.*smiles*

Say "I love you" often
The good thing about this one is that you don't even have to mean it,just say it.But it'd be better if you mean it too.Say "I love you often" and you'd make her feel very good often.Lots of times you'd even win yourself kisses or even 'show',you know what i mean.Hehehehehehehehe

That is where i'd stop for now,but just be very sensitive and you'd get other tips yourself.However,if you can work on these ones i've given,i promise you you'd get results.I'll send you my invoice when the jobs is done.Hehehehehehehehehe

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Don't ever give up...EVER!!!

Hey people,how have y’all been? I’m guessing very well…well apart from one of my cuties LadyNgo who was a bit down,though she’s better now.This week started very busy for me but I’m not complaining because na me dey look for money.Hehehehehehe Anyway,as usual you know  I always try to keep it real and tell you like it is and also make you see some things you prolly are not seeing.

I have said it before,and I’ll say it again,things can only get better for me.I mean things can never get worse,e no possible at all.Do you know why I’m saying this? Well simple,I want you to see what I see,I want you to feel what I feel,I want you to know what I know.If you do,then you’d never give up for anything.I mean,it won’t ever cross your mind.Why would you even think of giving up by the way?! Life’s a battle and lots of people get defeated and end up being hopeless.They don’t make any move towards fighting back because they’ve given up.Some even take it a step further by taking their lives (it’s called SUICIDE by the way,hehehehehe…not funny).I mean,what’s up with that?! I don’t know about you guys,but I like challenges.Yeah,you heard right! I challenge myself in various ways and I always win! I win because I live with one simple principle…NEVER GIVE UP! I love video/computer games because they always make me conscious of the fact that giving up isn’t an option.Is it a game,bring it and I’ll finish it,even if it takes me a year.When it comes to them ladies,I don’t give up either.I mean,I once asked a gurl out for a whole year,maybe even a little over a year but eventually I had her,SIMPLE!

The problem with some of us is we give up way too quickly.”I can’t do it”.Who the hell told you so?! If anyone can do it,it is you.You just have to believe that much in your self. Nothing is impossible,patience proves that.Once,I was faced with a networking problem at the office and the challenge really kicked my butt.I mean I was on one same issue for close to a week.I tried and tried,I never gave up.I even went to talk to my father (His name is God and yeah,we’re cool like that) about it and then I simply licked its ass and was it a flawless victory or what! My boss was thrilled because we could’ve gotten someone from outside to come and do the job,but my stubbornness and patience didn’t allow that and eventually I won.If we go down history,you’ll see that all I’m saying is true.In fact,I’m done talking,this picture should make you understand totally.Afterall pictures are worth a thousand words.

Damn,i love that frog!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Friday, November 11, 2011


I don't know why,but i'm just very excited today.No,i haven't won a jackpot yet or anything,but i am just elated.I woke up happy and so far,nothing has been able to put me down.Today is another historical day; 11/11/11.For those whose birthday is today,i say a big happy birthday to y'all.And even though i kinda hate to say it,your birthday is cooler than mine which was 09/10/11.So i'm using this opportunity to say Happy birthday to one of my dearests Okeoghene whose birthday is very awesome,yeah,you guessed right...TODAY! Hahahahaha Don't worry,i'm not high.

Anyways,i achieved a feat today and i'm feeling very good with myself.My boss tried throwing tantrums but today is just too cool to be angry in anyway.I said it before,i'm feeling very good with myself and i sincerely hope you people are feeling thesame way? It's the start of a new weekend today,i wish you all the very best of the week.Have fun cos i'm definitely gonna have fun.Adios peepos.Na wash wash spanish o! Hahahahahahahaha

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Dear Future Wife

Dear Future Wife,

I don't know you and may not have met you yet.But this is one thing i sure do know; You're going to be the luckiest woman on earth.I know i sounded cocky,but i'm not gonna apologize for that because i work really hard to get to that level.One thing you would be happy about is that i am different.I mean i don't go with the crowd,i go with what's right.You see,i've always been a good person,and i don't intend to change that.I told you i was different,so i'm going to take the time out to elaborate.I believe in fairy tales,i believe in love,i'm very emotional,i even sometimes cry when watching a movie.I don't smoke,i drink but have never been drunk (or at least never been caught drunk).Because of my self-consciousness,i mostly do things moderately.That means i don't go clubbing always and i don't go bar-hopping always.So you won't have to worry about me hanging out with the boys and not spending enough time with you.

One thing that you should know is that i am not perfect,but i'll try to be perfect for you.I am not promising i won't change,i mean,i am human am i not? But here's what i'd try to do,i'd try to change for the better.That means i'll never stop cooking for you,i'll never stop writing poems for you,i'll never stop singing to you,i'll never stop taking you out on dates,i'll never stop buying you gifts,i'll never stop being your best friend and most importantly,i'll never stop telling you you're beautiful when you dress up and anytime for that matter,and i definitely will never stop saying 'i love you'.And hey,i'll never stop calling you 'Baby' because you'll always be my baby and i will never stop looking out for you.I know you might be scared about me getting tired of you.Well,i might,but you won't have to worry about that till after eternity.I am going to make you the envy of not just your friends,but women all over the world.

Finally,i know this letter has been about me and what i'd do and so i might come off as selfish,but i already know before i decided to make you my wife,that you're just perfect for me.I don't care about your flaws,i'm not sure i'd even see them.At this point i'd drop my pen,till the next time i have more to add.However,attached herewith is a song by Bruno Mars because it is another way to tell you not to change a thing about you,you're amazing just the way you are.

Yours affectionately,
Your Future Husband

Friday, October 28, 2011

It's all about you

Hey people,how's the week going so far? Yeah yeah,i know the week is almost over,but common,we still have today,don't we? Anyway,things have been going well on this end.I've not won the jackpot or anything,but i wake up each day and i spend each day with happiness.I don't know about you,but that's grand for me.

We are all humans and so sometimes we feel bad when we take some steps that hurt people.For instance,when we break up with someone who loves us very much,simply because we want someone we love.Well,it's time we start thinking about ourselves rather than just the next person.Don't get me wrong,i'm not saying you should be all selfish,i'm just saying you shouldn't be so selfless that you forget to be nice to yourself.It's worthless making other people happy when deep down you're feeling empty and unhappy.Life was meant to be enjoyed not to be endured.Do the things you love,the things that make you happy,the things that make you alive.I got to a stage in my life where i was the least person i considered.I considered every other person and bring myself last.The idea then was to make everyone happy as much as i could.But then,i realized i was mostly being taken for a ride,people misunderstood or just simply abused that personality that was me,so i simply just changed,but not after a long while.

Here's the way i see it now,you are the most important person on this planet.You are worth more than everybody put together (ok,i may have gone over board there.If you were to be sacrificed to save Earth,i'd vote for you to be selfless....hehehehehehehe).But on the real now,you really are the most important person on earth and thus should MOSTLY bring yourself first before others.Believe it or not,humans are not worth the effort.Whatever you do,they'll criticize,scorn and even hate you.So,why not do the things that make you happy and that you love?! They'll talk anyway!!! If you're all nice,you're Goody-two-shoes.If you're all bad,then you're a bad-ass or even dey possess with evil sprit sef.So,what the heck?! In terms of relationships,if you don't feel love in your heart,you can't exude just can't give it.If you're in a relationship where you're not happy,i really see no reason for your being there.Yeah,the person might be hurt initially,but they'll always get pass that stage once they realize it was better off that way.This is the bit i have for you this start of a new weekend.Please by all means enjoy your weekend!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Since talk is cheap...

My mind amazes and amuses me some times.I mean one minute i'm thinking of something totally different and the next i have an amazing thought.Anyways,something just occurred to me and i wanna share with you bloghearts.

You know how they say talk is cheap? Lil Wayne even said it in one of his songs that "Today i went shopping and talk is still cheap".Well,something struck me.One difference between men and women is that men are moved by what they see while women are moved by what they HEAR.What they hear?! Damn,that's very bad cos right now all i can think of is; if talk is cheap and women are moved by 'talk',then what does this mean invariably?! I'm actually laughing my ass out as i type this.Damn! You know,playas are terrible.They are terrible because they know the secret to getting a gurl and so they use it as often as needed and it works as often as they use it.If you've ever come across a playa,then you already know they're very easy on the mouth,i mean words come out very freely.It's no wonder they change gurls like women do their undies.

Women,what do you have to say about this? I really wanna know what your take is on this matter.Have a nice week ahead and hope your weekends went well?

Friday, October 21, 2011

Look before you leap

I have often said it on this blog that i’m a good guy,i try to do right as best as i can.I’ve been told severally how reasonable i am so it’s never new when i hear it.Wanna know why this is so? Well,here it is; you just never know what’d happen next.Indeed we were created in God’s own image,but to establish that clear cut distinction between God and man,we’re not able to tell the future.The only times man is able to tell the future is when he is given a revelation and that still comes from God.So,i live my life trying to be better each day.I learn from what you'd consider my mistakes and also other people’s mistakes all in the bid to make me better,and it really works.

I’m not perfect,i said that in one of my posts I am not perfect...i'm just on a quest for perfection and having this in mind,i try not to consciously do things that would come back and bite me in the ass *in Alan’s voice* (do watch Two and a half men,it crazilly hilarious).I have seen things in this short time that i have spent on this earth.I have met people and trust me,it is better you don’t do wrong because when your wrong visits you,it tends to multiply.Yeah yeah,i know this is a deep post,but i’m deep,am i not? No? Oh well,just get the message jare.There actually is a reason for this post and the reasons are quite numerous even though they’re birthed by one.When i got home a few days ago after a very tiring day,i rested a while and got refreshed then decided to watch some music videos.The one that gave birth to this post was Lil Wayne’s How To Love.For those who haven’t seen then video,i’ll put it at the end of this post so you can as well knock yourselves out.*wink*

Anyway,the video’s a very brilliant one and it was the one that got me traveling that deep-thoughts lane.As humans,we are always faced with choices.Should i have my bath before going to work or not? Should i eat rice or take tea? Should i toast that babe or not? Whatever it is,we’re just have to make choices on a regular bases.However,the choices we make always give rise to different things,depending on the choices.For instance,if you make a choice not to bath before going to work,you might end uo stinking the whole office and have people avoiding you.Speaking of which,have you ever been so much in a hurry and forgot to brush your teeth? Well,i have been a victim like once or twice,and before i get chewing gum or candy,na be be be something o.My mouth dey dey sealed cos i no wan be the reason why people go die of poisonous gases.Moving on,it is imperative to ponder on choices before making them.As humans we have the ability to analyze situations and their outcomes most times.So,think,think,and think again before you act because you just might have you action come back to bite you in the ass.My friend's ex who decided it was ok to cheat on him prolly never thought he'd leave her cos he loved her that much,but in dawned on her when he left her and up till this day,she's not allowed him rest.She keeps disturbing him and constituting nuisance in the young man's life.Yeah,i know,this ex(es) right?! I could giv you lots of instances when bad choices have come back to bite people in the ass,but then i know you already have got the message.Remember Tafa Balogun,the former IG or the Nigerian Police Force? Well,need i say more? Have a very pleasant weekend ahead people.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Circle of hurt

Hey people! Yeah yeah,i'm back.I've been good in case you're wondering.The weekend was actually swell because it gave me the much needed opportunity to rest.My week days are usually very stressful and long,so the weekend was created by God for me to rest and get rejuvenated.This weekend,i decided to stay off the internet because it robs me of my needed rests.Now,to the topic of discussion today.

Have you ever wondered why love is so funny? I mean,you love someone and the person doesn't love you back.The moment they start loving you back,the love you have for them dies.Sometimes you love someone and they end up leaving you but you still can't stop loving them.Meanwhile someone else is loving you and after a short while with them you end the relationship and they still can't stop loving you,the ish just goes on in a circle.Well,i've actually been involved in this funny circle and trust me,non of it is funny.You all remember my evil ex in The ex that just won't let em be and Happily never after,which has sequels by the way,right? Well,after my saga with her i had a rather brief relationship where the gurl in question was very much in love with me,but i just didn't feel thesame way.I actually did the right thing by letting her go,but sadly she has refused to let me go,at least in her heart.She keeps telling me stuffs like "I've not been able to love anyone like you","it's not been thesame since you left" and all that.Do you know the funny or annoying thing about it all? She had someone who was dying crazily for her.She's hurt,she hurting someone who in turn is prolly hurting someone else...and this goes on and on.At a point in my life,i was busy chasing someone who didn't want me while ignoring someone who was busy chasing me,but the time i was ready to settle with the one that was chasing me,it was too late.

The core of this hurt and craziness is LOVE and i can't help but wonder,wetin dey do this love sef? E no know say we go appreciate if things dey easier? I mean,why won't we just love the one that loves us? Why would we rather hurt the one that loves us and love the one that hurts us? Have a nice day people and a pleasant week ahead.Y'all know i love y'all right?! *wink*

Thursday, October 13, 2011


Hey people,it's been a while,that i know.Ordinarily i like making posts on regular bases,but these periods are just hectic and all.I'm combining work and service and fun also and trust me,it ain't easy.

I was actually planning on making a post today though,other than this one,but i just got very lazy.You may be wondering why i couldn't just make that post when i'm making this one aleady,right? Well,i don't pre-write my posts,i just write from my head and sincerely,i'm not in the mood to think right now.Don't even know when i'd be in the mood to think,i'm just a bit lazy right now.Maybe this would change soonest,if it does then i'm gonna make my posts,else...

Trust me,when i eventually get over my laziness,you don't wanna miss out cos i'm gonna soooooo keep it real as usual and prick your interest so much.Well,we'll just wait and see then,won't we? Have a nice day people and nice weekend ahead,just in case i don't get to come into the building till next week.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

9/10/11...forget about modesty,i'm a very special guy!

Hey people,for those of you who do not know,today's my birthday.Yeah yeah,i'm birthday boy.Hahahahahahaha

I have alot to be grateful for,really.I am very healthy with both my parents alive and my only brother.I have a job even though i'm yet to finish service and i am already taking responsibility of myself and sometimes my family.I'm really grateful to God for His mercies and goodness and all,where i for dey if no be Papa God?! Baba God noni!!!

In case you don't know,today's date in Nigeria is 9/10/ there any cooler date than that?! You don't have to say it,i know i'm very special.Hahahahahahaha I won't wanna go into my awesomeness,but lemme just leave it at the fact that I'M AWESOME!!! And to crown it all up,two special friends gave me very special gifts.One is this poem;

 A birthday means a moment to share
A birthday means a moment to care
For a birthday is a special day
That comes just once in one year's way
For a birthday is a day of hope
When you don't mix your wishes with mope
And you learn to count the joys it has brought
And all life's lessons you were taught
And today dear it is your birthday too
So that's why I'm sending for you
Brilliant thoughts with you to share
Your very special day because I care
Happy Birthday Gorgeous! ! ! <3

Thanks alot Melanie Meering,this is soooo sweet.And then the next gift....well,it's not something i wanna share,but just know it's awesome and the person who gave it knows herself.Thanks alot mami!!! *wink*

Have a nice day people and thanks alot for the birthday wishes,i got it from lots of you.I can't even begin to name names,but i love you all loads!!!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

I owe you...You owe me

Hey people,how did the week go? It's a new weekend and i trust lots of you have plans to do stuff,as for Myne Whitman,the woman and her husband sabi jolly ehn! And who knows,my HoneyDame,she prolly might decide to break another bed,who knew she's bagging so much....Well,i know the stuff that i would've loved to be doing and i'm sure some people would love to be doing those same stuffs.Anyways,plans changed leaving me here,sitting on my bed and well,making this post.I woke up extremely early today for a weekend.I mean,waking up before 6am on a weekend when i should be resting?! Now i suspect i'm high on some ata rodo ish,this P.E.T Projects understands.

Anyways,my sleeping oddities isn't the area of concentration,but something that occurred to me.You know how people tend to say "i owe you" or "you owe me" in a relationship? What's up with that? I mean,is it even legal?! Here's what i think,i think it's total hogwash! This is the way i see it; you do stuff when you're in love for the person you're in love with because you love them,QED! Regardless of what you do,you do so for love and,whether  you wanna believe it or not,for some selfish reasons also.Yeah,you heard right,selfish.It's like this,if for instance your 'baby' (my elder brother'll say "baby that eats bone"...hahahahahahaha) is feeling down because of a particular thing,it tends to bring you down too if it persists.And if it brings you down and you're able to do something about it,you go ahead and do it.Whether it needs a measure of sacrifice from you doesn't even matter to you,all that matters is to make your 'baby' happy and invariably make yourself happy.Like i explained in one of my posts It is alright to be selfish...sometimes even in our selflessness,there tend to be a tad bit of selfishness.So the whole idea of "you owe me" or "i owe you" is really absurd to me.In fact,some people want you to feel bad when you break up with them telling you you owe them and all.Well,that's bull-ish.As for me,i don't ever take it that anyone i'm in a relationship with owe me.In fact,i hardly think anyone owes me,because when i do things,i do so because i want to.So if i break up with you and you think i'll feel sorry because you've done alot for me or given alot for the relationship,then you're capable of thinking anything.Things like this are prolly the reason i like doing most of the giving,because when e happen,i know want person to come dey do like say na im give me life.Anyway,i no dey vex,make una no fear.But really,what's your take on this issue?

Have a very pleasant weekend people,na here i talk am reach today.Once again,if you're on Twitter and you feel you wanna hook up with this 9ja's great,the handle is @ekpedekumoebila.As for facebook,i won't bother giving you my username because i have a feeling i'll forget my password anytime soon,no offense Mark Z,twitter is just more me.Well,except of course we can split the proceeds from facebook,no? Oh well,don't blame a brother for trying!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

More awards

Good morning to you my honorable ones.I hope you've been good? I know you missed me a little,but i'm here now.You know,chasing morning is way different from chasing lots of other stuff.I've been very busy and trust me,it all boils down to money.I've been hustling on the double because i've got targets and really have to meet them.Last week was busy as hell and this week better take it easy on me.hehehehehe

Anyways,i realized i have been given more awards by some lovely people Priscy and dayor.Priscy gave me versatile blogger award and dayor one lovely blog award.So,here's saying thank you very much to the two of you.Will i be pardoned to skip the rules for one lovely blog award? Since i've done it before because i had like 2 or 3 or those.Then for versatile blog award,the rules are;

  • Thank the person who gave you the award and link back to them your post;
  •  Share 7 things about yourself; and
  • Pass this award along to 15 recently discovered blogs and let them know about it! 
So here it goes;
Thanks alot Priscy for this lovely award and people you need to check out her blog,it's cool.

7 things about me;
Well,it's gonna change from the ones i may have shared previously so here it goes.
1. I'm a total optimist.
2. I'm a music addict.
3. I respect women a whole lot.
4. I'm addicted to sneakers.
5. I was a dolo till i got to the university and realized i was born brilliant.
6. I'm not conventional at all.
7. I am naughty.

The last thing is to pass the award to 15 bloggers so;

I actually came across some very cool blogs and i've been visiting but these are the few i could give the award to.If it had been more than 15,i'd have given all the ones i love.So if your blog isn't listed,please don't be mad.Have a nice day people.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

I am Nigerian and i am proud!

Good day to you beautiful people.As you might well be aware,today's Nigeria's independence day celebration.Nigeria has added another year to her existence and now the country is 51 years old.I can almost hear somebody say "and what can she show for it?".Well,it's true that things could've been a lot better than they are now,but the truth is we're still young.No country that's in the level of a developed country got there in a few years.It took years and years and so i can give Nigeria the excuse of being a little young still.

However,there's one thing that is sure,Nigeria is going to get better,things are going to change.Power is going to be uninterrupted,roads are going to be smooth,the educational system is going to experience a massive turn around and even the security situation is going to get better,what we all need is patience and support of the country.The international community also need to be patient with us and stop the bad publicity.I know to an extent we deserve them,but why exaggerate it? Nigeria is an awesome country,if you don't believe me,then read this post from Myne Whitman 419 Reasons To Like Nigeria,i'm sure you'd have a change of heart.

Lastly,do you know why Nigeria is going to get better? The reason is very simple,it's because i am a Nigerian and i am a formidable force.Afterall,i'm 9ja's great! Have a very splendid independence day celebration people and don't forget,it is better to be doing something to remedy a situation than to stand and criticise,cry about or get downcasted by it.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Men in skinny jeans

As i am typing this,i really am laughing.I was in a bank some days back and saw a man who also came to do a transaction of some sort.Ordinarily,i wouldn't have noticed him,but i'm a fashion crazed guy and this guy was actually looking quite good #nohomo.But what struck me was his jeans.Mehn,was it tight! I mean,it was so tight that it was apparent in the way he walked.In my head i'm like WTF?! Didn't he look at the mirror?! What even made it so outrageous was the fact that he was obviously a family man,yes,a daddy! Oh,i forgot to mention that he's even got pot-belly! How hilarious is that?! Hahahahahahahahaha

You know,i really don't understand what it is with some guys and these very tight jeans,una be women? Some people just think fashion is everything you see everybody wearing.*SMH* Don't get me wrong though,i do skinny jeans,but not the ones that are more of leggings than trousers.

Here's an advice to you guys,it is not a must to wear what everyone is wearing,just make sure you're wearing what suits you.The best fashionistas will tell you thesame thing.Being trendy is wearing what suits you,not what makes you look like a joke! Have a nice day people! *holds laugh*

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Don't be mad,be proud

I was chatting with a friend some days back and she sorta started complaining about people taking her to be a problem solver.She was mad because she said she wanted friends and not people who only remember she exists when they need her help.I was a bit surprised and didn't fail to let her know.I wondered why she would be mad about that when she was supposed to be happy.Are you wondering why i was thinking in that direction? You won't have to wonder much longer.

First of all,if people come to me only when they need my favor,i willingly help that out with whatever,as far as it doesn't cause me pain or i don't have to sacrifice.Sometimes,i even sacrifice and go ahead and help them out even if i'll feel a measure of pain.The reason is that it simply makes me a problem solver and thus one step ahead of them.Plus,it gives me the feeling of me whatever you like,i don't care.Hehehehehehehe Another reason why i don't mind such people at all is that they make it very clear that they're not friends.Friends don't come only when they need your help,they stick around at all times.Whether the going is good or bad,whether they need your help or not,they just stick around.So these people make it easy for you to know your friends.You are well aware that some people who pretend to be friends are indeed enemies,so why would i not be happy to have someone readily make me know he's not my friend?

If you usually have the same feeling my friend had,then here's your problem; you make people friends easily forgetting that friendship is a privilege and not a right.A privilege that the person who needs it will work to earn.For me,i know my friends and i also know those who think me their friend,those are two different things.I don't allow people into that friend-zone easily,i make them work hard for it and when they do get into that zone,they know why i don't allow people in easily.My advice? Don't allow people into your life easily,let them work for it.I'm not saying you shouldn't be friendly.By all means be friendly but cautious in making people your friends.Or,don't you agree with me?

Friday, September 16, 2011

To be a man

Hey people,i know i have been gone for close to a week and it really wasn't intentional,i've been mad busy with work and other stuffs.My week has been quite lovely.My cousins who traveled abroad and i have missed so much came back.Ok,so they were only gone for a month or a little over,but i love them so much,hence my missing them that much.Hey,did i mention we're just two and also soldiers,i mean guys? Well,my female cousins are the replacements for the sisters i never had,hence my love and attachment.In another news,i had to change my system because the other one was acting up.Well,e don really try sha,we'd come a long way.Anyway,that is just by the way.I am very deep,i mean very,very deep.I think so deep that i know i actually grew above my age.So what i'm about to say is based on the fact that i am deep,or maybe i had a revelation.Anyone wey e be,e no matter,as far as say i talk sense,abi? Well,since we don agree,legoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

When i was but a boy,i used to see this sticker that reads "To be a man is not a day's job".If the persons on whose objects i saw those stickers were to actually say it orally,i'm very sure they'd say it with so much passion.Do you know why? It's because truck pushing isn't actually an easy job! On a more serious note now,to be a man is really not a day's job,it is not child's play,it is not beans,as my people would say.It really,really involves alot.Lemme bring this to your notice,lots of people parading themselves as men aren't actually men.Yeah,i said it and by all means quote me anywhere! Do you want to know why i said that? Well,hope you have your popcorn and coke ready? Come with me...

There's a whole lot involved in being a man,it is not just attaining a certain age group,status or what have you.It is way more.Lots of people you see and call men are actually little boys in men's body.They reason like boys,talk like boys and unsurprisingly act like boys.Lemme start with life in general.A man never gives up.He might be battered,wounded,trampled upon,but he'll always stand.A man understands that the road is not always smooth,and so he doesn't get caught off guard,he is always prepared and for this reasons,a man will never contemplate suicide.Now,let us consider him from the standpoint of a family man.A man will never deny his child/children,he will never neglect his child/children.A man will never abandon his wife or child/children.A man will never be comfortable when his family is not well taken care of.A man will not sit at home doing nothing while waiting for his wife to bring home their daily bread.Let us go further to look at a man from the view of a lover.A man doesn't love many women,but love one woman many ways.That's because he was meant to be with self control.Now with all these,do you think to be a man is easy? I can almost hear you ask if i consider myself a man.Well,the truth is i'm still growing,it doesn't take a day and i'm going to get there.So,not everyone that parades himself as a man is really a man,i'm almost sure i don't even need to reiterate that.Have yourself a pleasant weekend my very own people!

Friday, September 9, 2011

Poetic Thought: The Only ONE

So LadyNgo said she was in the mood for some poetry from me and i told her i was going to write one just for her.Well,this poem is dedicated to just her and PET Projects,Kitkat,Myne Whitman,Ema,Coy Introvert,ChizyK,Okeoghene,Jyoti Mishra,@ilola,HoneyDame,Ladyguide and a whole lot of you pretty ladies out there.Lots of love!

For your beautiful smiles

I'm willing to walk a million miles

To be by your side

I'm willing to risk mountain slide

I don't care who's listening

My love to you i'm professing

Just remember my special one

You're not just special but the only ONE

If i have succeeded in putting a smile of your face

Then i've succeeded in today's race

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Dear Somebody

Dear Somebody,
I'm just going to go right to point of why i had to write this letter.I am aware that alot is happening right now in your life and it's driving you quite insane.I understand you sometimes don't feel like waking up because you already have an idea how the day is going to be.I'm glad you eventually got to wake up those times because even if no one depends on you,you depend on yourself so it's a good thing you tried making those days work.

I am well aware that sometimes you feel no one cares.You feel you're going through alot and someone should just appreciate that fact and maybe lend a hand of support,you'd like that right? Well,really i'm sorry to burst your bubbles,but the truth is this; YOU'RE ON YOUR WON! Sorry i had to put it that way,but that was the only way i could make it sink in.I'm sure you get it now and that's the whole idea.You should never depend on anybody,unless that person is YOU.Human beings are known to be very unreliable and it'll severely break your heart to depend on them and get disappointed.Trust me,you'd get lots of disappointments if you want to go ahead and be dependent.Here's the advice i have for you though,pretend there's no one,but take the occasional help when it does come.Oh yeah,miracles happen and sometimes the help comes.Funny thing is it even tend to come more when you're not expecting it.

Furthermore,don't and i repeat DON'T ever consider suicide,it's for cowards.Suicide is easy,try taking slow poison and you'd understand what i'm saying.You know what's hard though? Living! Living isn't as easy as Suicide because then you have to face all those things that you're scared of.But you know the sweetest thing though? Whatever it is you're facing would eventually end,if only you'd hold on long enough.Here's one truth; Challenges are scared of Courage.So you trek when your mates are driving,so you stay at home when your mates are up in the VIP doing the things you also would've loved to.So you can't show your younger ones you love them with gifts.So you can't do a whole lot of other stuff,it still isn't a good reason to contemplate suicide.These things are the definition of  phase,they won't be there forever,so all you need do is hold on tight.

Lastly,i know you may not be used to this,but you could try it now all thesame.Pray! Yes you heard right,pray.There's a God out there,trust me i know.So talk to him.Guess what? You don't need anything to do that,no candles,no wearing of funny clothing,no killing of goat or ram or fowl, such thing.What you need do is just kneel down beside you bed and talk to him.Don't know how to go about that? Well here's a clue; Lord Jesus,.......Insert anything you wanna,all your needs,challenges and you'll thank me later.It sounds easy right? Well,it's actually that easy,that's why people tend to take it for-granted.Hold on tight ok,t'll be alright soon,i promise you!

Yours sincerely,

Monday, September 5, 2011

Boobs,boobs and more boobs

Yeah yeah,it's been a while i made a blog post and i'm starting with this mischievous one.Well,you'll know the reason soon enough.I know the title of this blog is going to put frowns on a few faces before they eventually read the entire post,but trust me,when you read it you'll have a change of face...ok heart! Before i continue sha,how've you guys been? I have been a bit busy hence my absence from my blog and even yours.I'm back now though...i think!

I know you're really itching to know what the title of this blog is about so i'm going to just save you the trauma of having to wait.How many of you are on Twitter? I know some of my personal peeps who we continue our love affair on Twitter,the likes of LadyNgo,PET Projects,Kitkat,Didi,Ema and a good number of my other peoples.Anyway,in case you're on twiiter,you can follow me on @ekpedekumoebila and you shouldn't worry because i follow back.Now,back to the main gist jare.There came a time when women where very decent even in their dressing and dealings,but we lost that a very long time ago.My pain isn't that they are no longer decent,my pain is that they now take pleasure in their indecency.One of our notable comedian,Basket mouth,said in one of his jokes "In those days we dey open pant to see yansh,but now we dey open yansh to see pant" (talking about G-string)...Did that even relate to this post sef?! Damn,i think i might be losing it! Hehehehehehe! What i'm however concerned about is the exposure of a body part that isn't seen as anything anymore...the Breast.I asked a question earlier about how many of you are on twitter,well i did that for a reason.Twitter seem to be the new place for indecency.There came a time when Facebook was the biggest online community,but Twitter is growing fast and thus lots of users have now switched to Twitter or have both accounts.During this time,however,it was quite rare to see a user with her boobs almost popping out or fully exposed,but somehow the emergence of Twitter seem to have affected this.For those on Twitter,you definitely know what i'm talking about.Anytime you wanna look at a babes's avatar...POW! Boobs stare back at you! The shocking part (not really shocking to me sha) is sometimes the boobs are entirely bare.I mean,WTF?! I'm gonna be very straight with you as usual,i enjoy the sights...except of course the occasional very ugly sets i come across.*big grin* I could give you like a thousand twitter handles right now and you won't be disappointed if you wanna see boobs,they'll definitely stare back.I really don't get why it's like that.Is it that it's the new cool? Or is there something i'm missing? I could be old fashion at times,so please tell me,is there something i'm missing? Thank God for my gurls LadyNgo,Kitkat,PET Projects,Adiya,Ema,Didi that are different from the twitter norm!

Another thing is the kind of things they say about themselves."I'm a bitch","I love big dicks" and so on.Another annoying thing is that some of these gurls are very timid,shy...damn right opposite of what they claim.Well,this is a topic for another day.I don talk today own finish.But really,what is going on? Am i missing something?

Friday, August 26, 2011

Letter to my heart

Dear Heart,

I really don't know what's up with you these days,but i want to believe you're good.Sincerely i don't understand you at all these days,what really is up with you? You have put us in serious pains and we really should be very mad at you.There are times when you should've just allowed the head to take some decisions,but you just end up taking em and putting us all into serious pains and confusion.Ok,i know you've not been getting too involved,but the few times you've gotten involved,it had been to the extreme.Remember the first crush you ever had? Our friend's cousin? Yeah,i know she was a fox,but you just wouldn't let the head be.You kept on thinking about her and bothering some other parts of us in the process.Geez,you really can be persistent.Thank goodness you didn't take it too hard when she didn't agree to be with us.Remember that cutie back in the university who we actually toasted for almost a session before she agreed to date us? You got too attached to her and when it ended we all suffered it.Finally on the list,remember the trauma we passed through all cause you finally fell for our best friend of a decade? Remember the tears you had to make the eyes cry? The pain the chest felt all through that period? Yes,i know you suffered a great deal of pain,but who's to blame? You know what really pissed me off that period? You didn't allow us sleep because you connived with the head to think non-stop and this made it impossible for the eyes to close in sleep.Another annoying thing that period was that you didn't allow us eat.The mouth also supported you by refusing to take anything in to see whether the stomach would process it.Anyway,i'm glad all that is now over,but it still doesn't mean i get you.

I know you've still not grasped the reason behind this sudden letter to you,but you will in a bit.WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? In all the years we've been together you've only allowed a handful of people in.In fact,you've only allowed 2 people in and i wonder why that is so.All the other foxes we've had to show our toasting skills to and were involved with us never had the opportunity of being welcomed by you,why the hell is it so? Why won't you just accept people? Right now,it's as though you're not even there or is it that you've not yet seen anyone you dig? We're trying to get you someone you'd like,but you don't seem to be interested.Does this have anything to do with the last disaster? If it does,please forget about it because even you know it happens.You can still allow someone in,someone who we'd all approve of.Someone who'll be worth it and trust me there are alot of them out there.You've even come across a few,why not let them in? I'm saying all these because we're getting too old for the 'chasing' game,we need to settle down.Do you remember how you felt when you allowed those 2 in? Didn't you enjoy the feeling? Won't you like to have those feelings again? If you would,then please allow someone in,we all need it.Don't tell me you are considering what Moheezy said "My heart,your job is to pump blood,if you go and fall in love,it's your problem o",i don't share such sentiment with him.I believe the perfect person is out there,please don't chase her away when she comes along.

Thank you in anticipation of your co-operation of this matter.

Yours lovingly,
The Entire Body

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

If i don't comment on your blog,it's likely your fault

Blogsville is a very lovely place.You get to meet people of different beliefs and ideas and inhibitions and what have you.The beautiful thing about it is that we live like a family,showing care and concern through comments that are in the forms of encouragements,criticisms and the likes.The way it works is if you visit my blog,i'll visit yours...if you comment on my blog,i'll comment on yours.Yeah,that's how it works,people tend to reciprocate your attitude towards their blogs.

However,sometimes people visit blogs and leave without leaving any comment,not because they don't feel like it,but because the blog owner make it too difficult to do so.I mean,why will i have to waste my time re-writing a group of letters just to post a comment up on your blog? The one that is even more frustrating is this new 'Disqus'.I just noticed it this few days and trust me,it's extremely annoying.Lots of times i visit cool blogs and after reading try dropping comments but end up leaving with my comments stuck on the tip of my fingers...Log in with twitter,then when you click a new window pops up and you wait for it to load,in Nigeria network speed is almost a mirage.After it loads,sometime it still takes you back to the same place you were.Abeg tell me,what will you have me do when this happens? I mean,there are other good blogs where comments need to be left.I know you're trying to make your blog all beautiful and all,but you don't need to make it difficult for your visitors to drop comments.If you ever read one of Myne Whitman's blog post about improving your blog,you'd see she dissuaded bloggers from using Word Verification and personally i do too because it is plain annoying.If you missed the post,here it is,you'll find it really resourceful I want more comments.

So if you're wondering why i don't drop comments on your blog often while you do on my blog,well,wonder no more.I look forward to seeing changes and you'll notice changes in my dropping comments on your blog too.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011



The rain is beating on my window
I can see grains of sand jumping
Not in excitement
But because they're compelled by large drops of rain
Lifting them slightly into space and allowing them drop on their own
Above my head is a different thing
The roof is a big drum
The large droplets of rain are the drumsticks
I am standing in front of my window
Not because I was enjoying the view
But because the ambience reminds me of your presence
I can almost feel your hand around me
I can almost see you looking up from behind me
With that angelic smile across your face
Your presence is felt everywhere
And the rain just made it more obvious
I almost turned around to hold you
Cos I felt that warmth I feel when your body touches mine
I was tempted to look towards the bed
Hoping to see you laying there
Staring beautifully at me with that perfect smile on
But when I did
The emptiness engulfed me
I continued my prompted stare outside my window
And quickly drifted away into reverie
Knowing you're there waiting for me
It was no wonder I didn't realize the grains of sand had regained control of them selves
The water from heaven had ceased
I just walked to the bed
Laid down and let sleep take me away
I miss you on another rainy day
…la vita e bella

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Don't be mad,step up your game

Game,game,game.I have seen guys fight over a gurl and i have seen gurls fight over a guy.But seriously,are they sick in the head or what? A gurl leaves you for another guy and you go in search of the guy and make public show of your stupidity by fighting (what i call 'throw blow'...hehehehe) with him.I have witnessed gurls fight to the extent of tearing their clothes off their bodies,chei,see stupidity abeg.Sometimes they don't go that far (whether na fear or something else,i no know) but they settle with exchanging words and thereby unveiling secrets which sometimes tarnishes their images.Abeg,how these sets of people dey think sef?

Guys and gurl have always been effed up and very unreasonable.Breakups didn't start now,it started wayyyyyyyyyyyy before our fore-fathers were born.So why would you want to condescend so low as to fighting over a gurl or a guy? I've witnessed situations where gurls fight over a guy and he ends up leaving the two of them completely.Here's the funny truth,gurls take other gurls' boyfriends while guys take other guys' gurlfriends.If this has happened to you,you're not the first and you're not gonna be the last so get over it.By "get over it" i don't mean break heads and feel good about yourself,i mean you should dust your self up and move on,you owe it to yourself.

You know,there's this thing i used to say; They've taken my gurlfriends,i've take other guys' gurlfriends,so it's not new.Here's what you should do if someone takes your gurlfriend/boyfriend; Step up your game.Yes,step up your game.Some guys lose their gurlfriends to guys whose games are doper and so also some gurls lose their boyfriends to some other gurls whose games are tighter.It's all about games people.Calling games,buying-gifts games,spending-time games,caring games, etc.It's just all about games,so make sure your general game is tight or you might lose that special someone to someone whose game is tighter.Have a nice day people.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Love is not that easy

Hey people,i believe your week started well.Well,for me it started with running around and i'm still not done with the running around.This is the reason i was trying all i could just so i'll skip this compulsory youth service.Anyways,that's not the issue at hand.

You see,this thing called love is very crazy,funny,serious...i could go on and on,but one thing is sure it is greatly MISUNDERSTOOD! Yes,love is almost often misunderstood.I mean,people just attach various nonsense to it.For instance,a badt boy would claim to be in love with a gurl when all he wants is to hit it.Also,a gurl would claim to be in love with a guy when all she wants is to grab as much as she can from him and the bolt.I've actually witnessed and experienced alot in this boy-gurl game,alot to even write a book.The reason why love is a topic today is because i just unconsciously started reminiscing about some past events and i kinda realized the funny things that happen all in the name of love.Lies and deceits have all gone down all in the name of love.The main issue is that gurls have opened themselves up to lies and deceit,thereby making themselves susceptible to hurt.This is because they are the more emotional ones between males and females.

Women believe in love and fairy tales (well,i also do but from a different perspective).They believe love can come easy and thus act on that belief,but this isn't always the case.For love to happen,there has to be a little bit of work.I mean,commitment in terms of time and feelings and what have you.Without this,what you have is pure lust,nothing more! In those days when i used to be badt (i'm not saying i'm a saint now,but i'm saying i know better),i remember some gurls who almost made me laugh during serious business,i mean that time that men experience serious vibration like Nokia 3310...hehehehehehe! Ok,here's how it is; After dating for a few days,we get to my house and after chatting a while,i make advances that are welcomed.After undressing and trying to do the do,they stop me and ask "Do you love me?".For the sake of mike,what do you think? "Of course i love you" and in my mind i'm like "lemme just hit that!" My answer isn't even directed at her,but at you-know-what.What? So now you wanna judge me? Abeg leave me jare,i'm just being real as usual! How can you ask such a question in the heat of the moment and expect a real answer? Try asking the question before even the kiss,or better still,ask the question after you guys have been together for a few weeks,or even months.Sometimes the question come just 2 or 3 days into dating.Ah! Abeg na so e easy?! Love that lasts takes time to build,it takes time to grow,it takes time to mature and it takes time to break.The ones that happen in a jiffy end just as fast.Don't get me wrong though,i'm not saying love doesn't happen in very amazing ways,it does,but it's not common place.Have a nice day people!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

...if you promise to marry me

I was chatting with one of my friends who is in Abuja and the statement he made as regards our discussion made me laugh real hard.In his own words "I'm not going to say anything about this issue because it's like you guys did something you're not telling me".I know you're confused,but soon enough your confusion will be lifted.

I'd been going on and on about my ex who was always on my case.I stopped updating you guys about her because sincerely i was tired of telling you guys about her and how she won't just let me be.Well,the truth is she never stopped disturbing me.I handled the situation in the best way i possibly could...i ignored her all the time.However,something happened a few days back that i couldn't really ignore.I was just on my own,minding my business as usual and working to make money when my phone beeped.I checked to see whose sms came in only to see her number.I deleted her number,but my obviously over-working brain had stored it and bluntly refused deleting it and freeing some memory space for other important thing or number.Anyway,i opened the sms and here's what it reads;

"You really should pick your calls or one of these days very important news will pass you by.Anyway,tomorrow is the day i sign the papers that declare me single again.But i keep wondering what's the use? The only reason i want to be single hates me"

I wasn't stunned or anything,i sent her a reply telling her to sign it but she shouldn't ask me why.She responded by asking why she shouldn't ask why,i replied and told her to not to sign it and that she should leave me the hell alone.After a few sms exchange,the next sms that came in was the shocker,here it is;

"If you promise to marry me,i'll sign those papers tomorrow"

At this point,i was blinded with rage.WTF?! I replied her by asking her if i looked like a fool.The sms exchange continued a while,but those were the really important ones.Back to my friend's statement,i laughed really hard but also asked myself what she saw in me that won't let her just leave me alone.I mean,she never stopped bugging me.She called incessantly,i ignore every bit of the calls,she sends sms,i don't reply any and yet she just won't back off.I mean,what the hell is wrong with her? Or better still,what the hell is wrong with me that i can't even repel this gurl? I can't repel any gurl,but it's always not as bad as this.The reason why she went through with the marriage is fulfilled and so she's getting a divorce but wants me back.It is very bad now because if she decides to go about it the way she usually does,i won't even have anybody to report her to.Right now,she can decide to pester my life and the big question i keep asking myself is,what the hell will i don when that happens?

Monday, August 8, 2011

Lack wisdom? Here's a gun,use it!

Lovely morning to you,i trust your weekend was splendid? My weekend was a quiet one,didn't go out for fun,but sure went out for work...i know,but i need the money...hehehehehehe.I can still feel the backache.I mean,i was caught up in traffic for hours and it wasn't funny.If i wasn't the one driving,i'd have just left the car on one side of the road and trekked.Anyway,my weekend was spent indoors when i wasn't working and i spent it with Two And A Half Men keeping me company.It's actually a very good recommendation for those of you who dig comedies.But this post isn't about my weekend so i'm just going to get right on to it.

You know,i used to wonder if there were people who live life without wisdom but the good thing about life is you don't have to wonder for so long,it surprises you.Life actually unveiled that wisdom isn't so common place as many would like to think.Wisdom is very imperative,but yet many lack it.They simply live through life without realizing there's such a thing as wisdom.I mean,why else would someone talk to you about an issue and you'd have that look on your face that says "Seriously?!".The way people handle issues will reveal to you whether they are void of wisdom or are filled with it.Normally,life is "action generates reaction".But the reactions that come as a result of actions are very insightful in terms of a persons level of intelligence.The way a person acts or talks also tells you whether the person is filled with wisdom or simply lacks it.You wanna know why wisdom is important? I'll tell you out-rightly! It is wisdom that makes you know that people are of different character and temperament and so should be treated differently.It is wisdom that tells you you don't take pride in feeding off your parents when you're 40...gosh,you should just jump back into your mother's belly,it'd make more sense.It is wisdom that tell you you dare not be lazy but hardworking.It is wisdom that tells you you don't have to generalize simply because a particular thing or race or group wronged you.I really could go on and on,but i'm sure you get the picture now...but if you don't,here's a gun,use it! I don't know if you've ever come in contact with someone everybody considers a fool.I mean,he talks even when no one is listening.He lies even when everyone knows he's lying.You know,the type that claims he has cars and every single day you see him trekking.

Ok,i know you're wondering where this wisdom talks came from.Well,i've actually been fortunate to meet people that made me appreciate the little level of wisdom i was bestowed with.I know someone who thinks it is compulsory for the person who's successful in the family to make every one in the family successful.Get that i used 'Compulsory'.I mean,what kind of shallow thinking is that? It is wisdom that tells you it is all man for himself and so you don't depend on anyone but yourself,but if help comes...good radiance.I know the next thing i am going to say is going to generate criticisms,but i'll say it anyway.I've been fortunate also to come in contact with people who decide to change their sexual orientation simply because they were hurt a few times.I mean,is that even legal?! Meanwhile,wisdom makes you understand that everything in life is all about battles and you don't always win.I've come in contact with people who always get into trouble because they just can't shut the hell up.You know what? I think wisdom is overly underrated.It's enormous importance has not been really comprehended.This is why people make such blunders that just put you in awe,and i don't mean that in a good way!

Life is very complicated,yet very actually need wisdom to understand that.Life isn't what you think it is,life's way more than meets the eyes.If you don't have wisdom and you feel you're very ok,please take a gun and just shoot yourself,this world would be way better off without you.I'm not kidding! Have a nice day people and pleasant week ahead.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Do it anyway!

Hey peeps! Did i just hear someone say "He's back"? You're right,i am back and this time i don't see me going anywhere for a very long time.You know how i like to o it nau? Straight talk and no bull ish! Legoooooooooooo!

I really get very bewildered when people get scared of doing things.The most shocking of all is when they don't even have anything to lose.It is very rare for you to do something that'll actually make you lose something.Most of the time we just fail to see the big picture,we allow ourselves to be myopic.I have been a victim of this a million times (you do realize that's a figure of speech,don't you? LOL).Remember my evil Ex? Well,i chickened out at a point when i could've professed my love for her and ended up not dating her till after over 8years.That was just one place when i was victimized by my very own self.Another aspect borders on career.I had always loved architecture,but i had series of fears which were mostly financial and ended up not applying to be an architecture student.Till today i still get thrilled by architecture...the world architectural master pieces are just an awe to me.I mean check out the Twin Tower in the United State,Burj Al Arab in the United Arab Emirate,these are just mentioning a few.Oh well,so much for a chicken right?!

Fear is always the reason why we decide not to indulge our interest or passions etc.Yes,as humans it is allowed,we are allowed to feel fear.But have you considered the things you've lost all because of fear? Have you stopped to consider the satisfaction that you've lost all in the name of fear? The annoying thing is that some of the fears are baseless.Sometimes we have absolutely no reason to even fear,but we still just let it spoil things anyway.Here's what i've started doing,do it first and worry about the result later.How does that sound? Hey,hey,hey...this might actually sound very stupid o,depending on the situation.But i know you all are a brilliant lot sha so no wahala.Before somebody go say "But i took your advice na"...hehehehehehehe! So here's the deal,if you wanna do stuff but you're scared,do it anyway.If you wanna toast a gurl or a guy but you're scared of rejection,do it anyway.If you wanna buy something you consider important but you feel you might need the money,buy it anyway...who knows,you might never see that thing again.But if that thing na Blackberry phone,abeg live am,you go definitely see am again.#imjustsaying.For those of you who already are doing this act-first-consider-later,you would agree that it has immense advantages lots of times.Don't get me wrong however,you may not always be right or make the right decisions,but consider this nau,has fear helped you to always make right decisions? So you see,you really have nothing to lose.Have a very pleasant day people!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

My annoying 3 weeks

Hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ppppppppeeeeeeeeoooooooooopppppppplllllllllleeeeeeee! I really,trully,sincerely,unashamedly,plentifully miss you guys.Check it out na,if i didn't miss you guys would i use all those big big grammar just to express my missing you? By the way,forget dictionary,as far as you understand where i'm going to,it doesn't matter what the grammar says.*winks*

It really feels so good to be back after over 3 weeks.By the way,the 3 weeks happen to be the most annoying of my life time.I was always counting the days because i couldn't just wait to get the hell out of that damn place.For those of you who don't know,i was away for the compulsory  3-weeks orientation camp for youth service which in my own opinion is a terrible waste of both time and resources of both the federal government and the corps members.I know you're itching to hear how the camp went,so sit back and maybe grab a bowl of popcorn and a bottle of chilled coke,you're about to go into my crazy,annoying 3 weeks.

The first week were the worse weeks of my life.I got into the camp and realized all the things people were saying about camp being fun and all is very bogus.Or maybe the state i did it is just wack or maybe it's my psyche that affected the whole camp experience.I actually didn't wanna go and somehow knew i wasn't going to have fun or enjoy myself in anyway.I arrived camp,getting a bed space was an issue and eventually when i got,it was in a useless hall.The guys in the hall were savages,i mean real barbarians.I bought a bucket and after a few days it disappeared and i bought another only for the bucket to reappear (but while i was leaving i didn't even see any).

I made a few friends when i got to camp,even though i didn't plan to.I met some cool dudes and babes who later became my click on camp.We were always together and called when one person is missing from the 'herd'.Amongst these friends was a gurl we called Blacky.This gurl is a terrorist.I mean she molests guys (playfully though) and even extended to the army men on camp.Everybody tire for the gurl sef.I kinda got more attention from her cos she liked me so much while i remained indifferent,even when she kissed me on my lips (or peck,call am wetin you like).She and the other gurl said they liked me because i am mature...i get that alot i guess (blowing my trumpet abi? LOL).

The food they shared in camp was pure trash.I mean prison food and i'm not exaggerating.The rice is always confused,it didn't know whether it wanted to be jollof or white.The fish and meat were so tiny you sometimes don't even see them,the tea was more of lipton than milk,the soups...well,don't get me started.I was always eating in the market on camp they called Mammy markek.But then the worse happened,my money finished after two weeks,damn! I was always taking one or two bottles of start after dinner each day and so when my money finished,i wasn't surprised.I wasn't worried at all initially until i my request for exit to go and use the ATM was declined.Immediately i started imagining the suffer that'll follow.I imagined the long queues to get confused rice or any other food.I started making mental calculations...who go borrow me money? Well,eventually i had to just mange and join the #teamsuffering and did all they did.Each time they prepared what i don't eat,i sue the little money on me to buy food from mammy.But my suffering was short lived as our monthly allowance from federal government was paid,i was the happiest guy alive.

I'm sure some gurls would hate me,but who cares? I didn't even look at one and i'm not kidding.Even the ones who were trying to make themselves noticed were still ignored.They would definitely be dissing me when they're in their hostels,but i no care jare.Once a gurl casually asked me why i wasn't hunting and i told her i wasn't just feeling like it (that was the plain truth).She had on this "Huh?!" look that made me smile.

This is another part of camp i hated.They usually woke us up by 4am for i in lagos? If you never bath by then,you go go parade like that.The useless hostel i was assigned to had barbarians like i said before.Other hostels wait for the army men to come wake them up,but my hostel were the ones who wake the army men up.They wake up sometimes before 3am or by 3am and wit the noise they make,you can't help but wake up also.When we're on parade ground,it doesn't matter whether the heavens is releasing brimstone,you stayed and get killed by it.Whether its raining  or the sun is very scorching,you're expected to stay there.Once we were on parade ground and it started raining heavily,lots of peeps ran back to their hostels and the camp commandant was still standing.I don't know what made me linger,but i remained in the rain with countless other peeps.The commandant ordered for those people to be brought back to parade ground.When they came back,he made sure they were separated from us and then he ordered all of them to sit on the muddy ground with their white shorts and tees.All these were going on under the rain.The he selected some people (still don't know what they did) and ordered that muddy water be poured on them from head to toe.I ain't kidding! That was a another day i was very furious,i mean i could barely hold my anger.One of the persons they poured water on was a gurl and she fainted (or at least she made us believe so) and after she wasn't moving,a corper decided to go and try to take her to the hospital,that was his crime.He was bathed times two with muddy water and given special punishments.How the hell does one enjoy such barbaric act?!

I didn't have fun,i'll still reiterate it,but i had something close to it and that was when i decided to get involved in the camp activities.I got involved in the drama group of my platoon and got a leading role as an old man.I also got involved in the cultural dance as one of the instrumentalist,i played the gong and i enjoyed every bit of it.I also did some kitchen activities which was also fun in its own way.

Generally,the experience was purely exasperating and frustrating.I was once asked to sit on the floor,lemme rephrase that,on muddy water with my white shorts and tees.How could i possibly enjoy that? I didn't enjoy it but i don do am finish and now i'm back for good.Immediately i got back home,i ate a very good meal,slept on a very comfortable bed and wasn't disturbed at 4am.It felt soooooo good to be home! It was because of you guys that i took these few pictures so feed your eyes because i resolved not to capture any of the unwanted moments.Enjoy!

Man 'O War activity 2

With my platoon members

Drama group of my platoon

Man 'O War activity
Drama performance

Striking a pose